BOLSHEVICK MUPPET, CRAZY HARRY, TO CHOREOGRAPH AITC JULY 4TH FIREWORKS DISPLAY.



Former "The Who" drum tech, AC/DC cannon tech and Taliban "Cave Clearer," Crazy Harry, has agreed to a contract to coordinate the 2011 AITC fireworks display to be held off the docks of Rexxon's Baltimore Inner harbor fuel depot. Harry, diagnosed as bi-polar while in utero, has promised that those in attendance will get quite a bang for their buck. Admission is actually free, but everyone will have to sign a waiver and not be wearing polyester {this will cut deep into our Dundalk audience}. If anyone desires to advertise during the display, possibly a local burn unit/volunteer fire departments, please contact one of our blog editors, who are now digging in deep at their broadcasting platform, deep within the bowels of nearby Fort McHenry-where Michele Bachmann has just reminded us that the Sioux sank the mighty German battleship, Bismarck, with a single bazooka round during the Crimean War.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doeP3uwnLvg {From Muppet Theater-Jean Stapleton sings "I'm Just Wild About Harry."}