Chris Pine
The 30-year-old actor has been friends with Dane for quite some time now - check out this picture from Twitter of Dane and Chris at the VMAs! (no leave me alone.)
Earlier in the month, Chris sported a scruffy beard as he checked out the premiere of Super 8 with his Star Trek director, J.J. Abrams!
Chris will hit the big screen in several projects next year, including This Means War (my body has been ready for that Pine-Hardy sandwich for like a thousand winters where.the.fuck.is.it.), Welcome to People, and Rise of the Guardians, where he’ll voice a character. (speaking of where.the.fuck.is.it. did they leave off Star Trek or IS IT JUST NEVER GONNA HAPPEN EVER AND IF SO, WHO DO I FIGHT TO MAKE THAT NOT TRUE)
now see at first i was like omg he's friends with Hellboy, what a sweet gentle little lamb. then i remembered it was Dane Cook. What, Quinto's got that Tyler Shields douche so he needed a matching one to play pairs tennis or are they playing douchebingo and he needed to fill the comedian square or how many times can i say douche in one post even and WHEN DO I GET TO JUST OBJECTIFY CHRIS PINE AGAIN WITHOUT BEARDS AND UNFUNNY HELLBOY DOUCHENOZZLES.
BUT LOOK YOU GUYS LOOK
ANIMAL CONTROL CAME AND TOOK THE DEAD THING ON HIS FACE AWAY AT LEAST!!!!!!!!!!!THE GOVERNMENT WORKS......! .......No? SHUT UP LET ME HAVE THIS.
oh
but wait
what light through yonder....soft...shakespeare...uh some part (all) of that was wrong idk but DO MY EYES DECEIVE ME?
OR NO, HARK THE HERALD ANGELS SING BECAUSE HE HAS ONCE AGAIN BLESSED US WITH SHORTS THAT HIDE NOTTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG AND I THINK I CAN SEE COCKHALLA DICKTOPIA ETC FROM HERE
WE'RE GONNA BE OK Y'ALL
IT'S GONNA BE OK
one time a girl said something about sweet and sour sauce all over her body & my friends and i avoided her for a year/turns out it was a Dane Cook joke