Mitt Romney. The man who has assumed the "I Tell Ya', I Get No Respect" punchline now that Rodney Dangerfield has gone to the great Bushwood County Club in the sky. A man who gets slammed for being calm, rational and pragmatic has officially entered the 2012 presidential race. No matter who shot Osama in the face, the next election will be decided using the economy as a referendum, stupid. Romney's only fault?? A lack of charisma, and in your face chutzpa, that makes him appear like a British policeman who when confronted with an armed felon will calmly exclaim "Stop..or I shall be forced to say stop again."AITC has been granted an exclusive report that confirms the first thing Romney did after announcing his bid for the presidency was to retain the services of Nature Boy Ric Flair in order that he may learn to work large crowds with fiery intensity and dynamic passion. Romney indicated that he not only hopes to learn from Flair's dynamic persona prior to debate season, but admires the "Nature Boy" for his 'green' lifestyle which will lead to more focus on maintaining national parks/battlefields, renewable, clean energy alternatives and enhanced recycling efforts. Romney has obviously completed chapter one of his new retraining manual as he wrapped up our interview by donning a feathered boa, calling out Dusty Rhodes, and ending the interview with a vibrant "Wooooooo, baby!!" We still hope Giuliani tosses his hat into the ring, but it is nice to see Romney get fired up for once.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9enMPQtsdA {Lesson number one}