LINDSAY LOHAN'S MOST CURRENT PROBATION DID NOT FORBID ALCOHOL????

What in the world?? That is usually a standard prohibition for anyone guilty of substance abuse crimes, or where substance abuse exacerbated a crime. Lindsay walked in, and walked out. It is now being deemed the "Lindsay Loophole." It appears she has seen so many judges that the various orders have intertwined such that Lohan can only be tested and violated for "controlled substances."She is working on a Gotti movie, perhaps we should officially crown her Teflon Lindsay.