The ghost of Johnny Cochran, and his 'Chewbacca Defense,' is tied up within the soul of the underachieving, but possibly still winning for some ungodly reason, soul of Jose Baez. Lionel Hutz is in rehab...again. Our stuttering public defender from 'My Cousin Vinny' is in intensive training to sss-sss-ss-ss-sing the national anthem prior to the 4th of July DC fireworks display on the mall. However, because Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer has been stranded at BWI since Easter because he is afraid to climb aboard the scary large flying iron bird, his calendar had some flexibility. For the record, he still believes that during solar eclipses that the moon is actually eating the sun, but he is a proud advocate that his client is innocent, and should be immediately released with a public apology, a MW girl and a free puppy. Try to get that level of passion/zealousness out of your local public defender!!JAMES "WHITEY" BULGER REQUESTS PRO BONO AITC STAFF ATTORNEY.
The ghost of Johnny Cochran, and his 'Chewbacca Defense,' is tied up within the soul of the underachieving, but possibly still winning for some ungodly reason, soul of Jose Baez. Lionel Hutz is in rehab...again. Our stuttering public defender from 'My Cousin Vinny' is in intensive training to sss-sss-ss-ss-sing the national anthem prior to the 4th of July DC fireworks display on the mall. However, because Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer has been stranded at BWI since Easter because he is afraid to climb aboard the scary large flying iron bird, his calendar had some flexibility. For the record, he still believes that during solar eclipses that the moon is actually eating the sun, but he is a proud advocate that his client is innocent, and should be immediately released with a public apology, a MW girl and a free puppy. Try to get that level of passion/zealousness out of your local public defender!!