Here's the story, of a lady named Florence. She was not only cheating on her husband, but picked a guy whose pubic region was more prolific with crabs than the Chesapeake Bay. After bumping nasty {very literally} with former New York Mayor, John Lindsay, she woke up with her body and bed full of "little black things." After the pubic lice diagnosis, Lindsay did what any infested, scoundrel career politician would do-he sent her flowers and an apology note. T'anks for nuthin'!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZkRznAU-nY&feature=related {Kix..studio cut of "The Itch." See a doctor and get rid of it...}