One of our founding father editors here at AITC was placed on a mandatory 72 hour hold at an unidentified psychiatric facility last night after a combination of biblical record heat, too much Cheese Whiz and recent intensive media focus on the old "Sissy Boy" experiments resulted in a traumatic flashback where he became unhinged. While shopping at the local Megalo Mart, Raynor Schein found himself with a flat tire on his wheelchair while in a toy aisle that featured GI Joe, and GI Joe accessories, immediately across from Barbie dolls, and Barbie doll accessories. Schein, who had very dominating parents during his own childhood, may have been able to maintain composure but for the actions of a Megalo Mart employee who passed by him without offering assistance because she was fighting with her boyfriend on her cell phone. Schein crawled approximately 300 yards to the automotive department where he proceeded to bludgeon every person waiting in the nearby Maegalo Quickie Oil Change Department with a rock-bottom priced tire iron. The only surviving witness to the bloodbath was not prepared to incriminate Schein to authorities as he stated he had been waiting in the unairconditioned waiting area for over three hours because his oil change technician was fighting with his girlfriend on his cell phone instead of servicing his vehicle. When reached for comment, Schein attempted to make lemonade from lemons by indicating that when released in 72 hours the local temperatures would be much more mild with tolerable humidity, and he also hoped to get his belt and shoelaces back in time to enjoy the more tolerable weather.http://articles.cnn.com/2011-06-07/us/sissy.boy.experiment_1_kraig-experimental-therapy-feminine-traits?_s=PM:US
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