
The man was deemed to have had significant mental health issues and a known hatred for America subsequent to arbitrary and capricious deportation several years ago. Known in his village as the "local conspiracy theory whack-job," the man named Babu often phoned Pakistani defense forces several times per week regarding 'mysterious black helicopters' flying across his back yard and opium poppy field. It appears that last night Babu was the first to Tweet that the assault force was headed towards the mysterious compound and almost foiled the mission; however, he had apparently 'cried wolf' too often and his warnings were dismissed. When interviewed, Babu could only shake his finger in disgust at being so cavalierly dismissed and continually mocked, yet was hopeful that authorities would now take notice of his daily warnings regarding underpants gnomes that continually pillage his wardrobe and RPG closet.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW_AcITbdiI&feature=related {The best of Babu!}