STUNNING, IRONIC, ADJACENT POST-CHRISTIAN SECT SAYS SATURDAY IS "RAPTURE DAY."

That really means doomsday. Depending on how your Preakness afternoon goes, it may be merciful. And tho' if he be-ith divine, may he smite-ith us only after the main event tomorrow at Pimlico. Amen. BTW-we felt we had a need to pray to slightly bearded, almost Swedish looking Jesus today. BTW-The headlines are so bizarre today, we don't think we even had to make anything up. Who can top the real shit these days?? Right now-we like Dialed In as a winner; Shackleford would be a great "across the board bet" if in the 20-30/1 range. That horse almost went wire to wire at Churchill Downs at over 60/1-Pimlico's track is shorter, thus he may be a great contender to hold the line this time.

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/18/tick-tock-goes-the-doomsday-clock/?hpt=C1