We now have to replace our keyboard after spitting out our beverage when seeing the headline that the President is going to Ireland hoping to 'find his roots.' O'Bama asserted that his quest was justified given that he was once roommates with a guy who dated a girl whose cousin worked for a guy who had a great-great-great-great grandfather, twice removed, that also pretended to be Irish. Anything to avoid real problems at home while taking another taxpayer paid international vacation to garner votes, we guess. In other news, Sean Combs would not be outdone, and has now changed his name to Diddy O'Brien. Funny, we always thought O'bama was actually Dutch.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5WV-cELBB4 {"What the hell is that shit?? I meant a song-a REAL song!!"}