"SWAMP PEOPLE"-A WEEKLY VISIT TO CHARLES DARWIN'S WAITING ROOM.



As if the guys who have to brave freezing water to catch crab/swordfish/tuna isn't enough. As if sending two guys, one wearing no shoes and shorts into the frozen wilderness isn't enough. As is the borderline retarded woodsmen on "Axe Men" almost killing each other isn't enough. As if men running around strapping cameras to dogs and shooting feral hogs isn't enough. May we introduce you to History Channel's second season of "Swamp People" where both the odds of death and inherited bad chromosomes {see Quist brothers at top} are tripled. We are watching a rerun now where Junior {who is the father} shoots both his son {Willie..pictured with 'Shaky the Triggerman' above} and friend on the same alligator hunting trip {technically they were hit by ricochet bullet fragments}. He doesn't get arrested or charged, but has to go home and tell his wife he shot their son. Then, just as they did in the Walton household, after bitching out the father she tries to dig two fragments out of her son {below his right eye and his right arm} with the family butcher knife! We thought we were raised around some backwards ass people. You gotta' watch it!!