OSAMA BIN LADEN'S BODY COMMITTED TO THE DEEP.

It is being now confirmed that no nation was prepared to take his corpse, so burial was done according to that which we believed he might well have wanted, or that which was the least expensive to us after having to chase his dumb ass across the globe for over 10 years. Tragically, a severe cross wind took the passion out of the heartfelt eulogy. Oddly enough, we never knew that bin Laden enjoyed bowling so much.