OH!! MY!!! GOD!!! NO MORE ROYAL GUANO DURING OUR BAD ECONOMY!!!!




We can not take this anymore. We also understand that President Obama has vowed to visit another bleak, troublemaking nation, Puerto Rico, in the near future. And we got to move these televisions and microwave ovens...hey, that ain't workin'!! BTW-many Americans, especially in Missouri, aren't eating a commoner funded, lavish dinner tonight.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/385746/the-royal-wedding {What a glorious day for Dublin, or London, or Stalingrad, and thus a great day for the rest of the world. As, of course, is the tradition.}