Is there no sub-sewer that Donald Trump won't descend into to achieve higher ratings?? After so much promise, and sacrifice, from the contestants, Trump has determined that for tonight's finale both finalists will be blindfolded and placed into an Olympic swimming pool, where each will repeatedly shout out "Marco," and wait for multiple aquatic interns to reply "Polo." The person who taps the most "Polos" on the head in 15 minutes will be determined the Celebrity Apprentice champion. No matter how ugly this dreadful display turns out, let's not get the ACLU and/or Gary Busey involved.