BALTIMORE COUNTY ATTORNEY, AND MAGICIAN, ARRESTED IN FLORIDA SEX STING.

Let that headline sink in on you for a bit. First of all, he was not just an attorney, but a magician. Turns out the alleged perp/perv, posing under the name 'Ben Aldridge' on internet chat sites, set the hook on two undercover detectives pretending to be a 14 year-old boy, and the boy's caretaker. YADA YADA YADA when he showed up in Florida to meet the boy, with a basketball in one hand-where was the other?-he realized that he was the one that was going to be made to disappear. For his next trick, he will make the 5th Amendment suddenly appear. So many jokes...so little time.