As we try to count some sort of blessings on a dreary day, we figured we could make ourselves feel better and get caught up on current events in the same headline. We think the one in the most trouble is actually Pepe Le Badjudgme'ant, who is being held without bail, passport taken, in a New York jail awaiting trial on sex assault allegations. Gadhafi is still free, but facing an international arrest warrant for war crimes, and possibly another visit from a Predator drone. Although not smelling like roses, Schwarzenegger kept his chin up, merely exclaiming that "This paternity suit iz zee best paternity suit ever. It iz fantastic, and I am sure everyone will want to buy a ticket to see ziss." Somewhere Charlie sheen may still be winning after all. BTW-we know who Mo is, and based on the maid's alleged description of Le Scoundrel's intimate body parts, we think he may ultimately be "Curly."http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2011/05/17/political-insiders-surprised-arnold-schwarzenegger-love-child-news/ {German-American dysfunction}
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13426069 {French Dysfunction..wait, that's redundant!}