BREAKING JUST NOW-The president to speak possibly before dawn. We do not know the method of death, but it is being confirmed that US authorities POSSESS THE DEAD BODY OF OSAMA BIN LADEN!! What a night..what a week..what a decade...who falls next!! THE PRESIDENT WILL NOT WAIT UNTIL DAWN-HE IS IN DEBRIEFING AND A STATEMENT WILL GO DOWN AT ANY TIME. ALL MILITARY OVERSEAS ARE ON STEPPED-UP ALERT {CODE BRAVO} IN CASE OF RETALIATORY ATTACKS. EARLY HEARSAY SUGGESTS IT WAS POSSIBLY A PREDATOR DRONE THAT SQUASHED HIM...IN A MANSION OUTSIDE ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN. THE MILITARY 'ASSET' REPORTEDLY FUCKED UP SOME OF HIS FAMILY AS WELL. CROWDS HAVE ASSEMBLED OUTSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE CHANTING U-S-A/SINGING THE ANTHEM. WE HAVE FIREWORKS AND GUNFIRE ERUPTING ALL ALONG THE RURAL VALLEY FROM WHICH WE WRITE. INCREDIBLE. SURREAL. ALSO EMERGING IT MAY NOT HAVE BEEN AN AIRSTRIKE-THEY KNOCKED DOWN THE BITCH'S FRONT DOOR AND BLEW HIS DAMN BRAINS OUT. PRESIDENT CONFIRMS IT WAS A HAND-TO-HAND 'WET' OPERATION-CAN WE BUY ALL OF LANGLEY {AND ANNAPOLIS/NORFOLK/SAN DIEGO-SEAL INVOLVEMENT CONFIRMED; MOST LIKELY ALSO DELTA OPERATORS} A DRINK!! BOOTS HIT AND LEFT THE GROUND BY HELICOPTER WITHIN 40 MINUTES TOTAL. ONE BIRD ACTUALLY WENT DOWN DUE TO MECHANICAL FAILURE, WITHOUT CASUALTIES, AND WAS DESTROYED BY FRIENDLIES TO ASSURE NO INTELLIGENCE BREACHES. ADIOS MUCHACHO.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_7mEPMIAc {"GOOD-BYE!! {Not} nice to know you...bitch!!!"}