If it doesn't fit, one is full of shit. First, no true Irishman only drinks ONE pint. In order to prove he is genuine, he must have at least 14 pints, call the Queen of England an outdated bag of bones, engage in at least one fistfight, have 8 more beers after the fistfight {while embracing the other dude he just duked it out with}, sing several songs where nobody understands the words and then go home and get his wife pregnant again. He will then report to one of his three jobs after 20 minutes sleep. A man named Angus in the background could only shake his head in disbelief and retort "If it isn't Scottish, it's crap!!"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqqg1CwbZYw {Now THIS is Irish..soon to be Grammy Award winning "Cock and Pullet."}