OK. So some times we have to end the evening on a funny note but are too exhausted to come up with our own stuff. Thankfully, we can always count on 'The Onion." Just in case you thought we worked the razor's edge of appropriateness with our various, dubious correspondents-may we present from the Onion News Network: "Autistic Reporter: Train Thankfully Unharmed In Crash That Killed One Man." In all fairness, he appears rather high-functioning...http://www.theonion.com/video/autistic-reporter-train-thankfully-unharmed-in-cra,20098/ {"This was a very lucky day for the train." At least we wont be alone in Hell..}.