Friends?

Do you have any friends that take large sums of your money?
Do you have friends that like to play with sharp instruments and drill on you?
How about friends you see semi-annually?
Well, I might.
Today my dentist requested to be my facebook friend, after drilling and manipulating my teeth and gums for a couple hours. Weird. I haven't accepted yet.

EDIT: I became his friend and now I get reminders of whitening specials and know that his favorite music artist is J LO (more than I needed to know about my doctor...). Also, Facebook suggests the dentist's friends as people I might know. The other day it told me to be friends with John Matareese, a local newscaster- he is friends (or atleast a patient) of the dentist as well.